onemaytolerateaworldfullofdemons:

The only sort of pictures you should be reblogging of Jennifer Lawrence



atheisticasshole:

Wait but hear me out

  • ravenclaws that hate studying and procrastinate every assignment
  • hufflepuffs that curse like sailors and that look like they could definitely fuck you up if they wanted to
  • slytherin that are really nice and sweet who constantly ask how your days going and if you need help with something
  • gryffindor that are scared to kill the spider in the corner of their rooms because who knows if that shit can fly or if it’ll attack you  


tennants-hair:

when i find myself in times of trouble

the 12th doctor comes to me

speaking words of wisdom

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Yeah good thanks, yourself? #parkwaydrive #merch #beanie #anotherforthecollection

Yeah good thanks, yourself? #parkwaydrive #merch #beanie #anotherforthecollection



gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice

gilbertbeilschmidtvevo:

tough choice




hotgrandrna:

Update: I have a new spot on my forehead and I am a goddess



lyingmary:

imnotpooping75:

imnotpooping75:

where did noah keep his bees

IN THE ARK HIVES

Get the fuck away from me right now




Paramore by Mike Massaro

Paramore by Mike Massaro

(Source: miserydesigns)



jasonttodd:

callmekitto:

crackiswhacksherlock:

moriarty:

jashuwa:

moriarty:

what do you mean not everyone has a toilet that washes and massages your butt

Wait there are toilets like that?

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what an incredible experience it must be

im mildly concerned about something labeled “turbo” going near my butt



hahayouarealone:

They did a ridiculously good job with the film adaption of Scott Pilgrim.

hahayouarealone:

They did a ridiculously good job with the film adaption of Scott Pilgrim.



sighconic:

i hate when teachers take points off an assignment for doing the work in pen like fuck you ok next time i’ll do it in tears



You’re my world, and if I woke up in your arms, I’d never want to let you go.
1:26am 31/08/2014 (via she-paints-lovely-pictures)



(Source: dada-rococo-happening)



totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE

totheinternetandbeyond:

wecanbreatheinouterspace:

totheinternetandbeyond:

I lost the cap to a soda bottle

Then you’re fucking stupid. If you can’t drink a soda without a cap, then you’re fucking stupid. 

LISTEN HERE YOU LITTLE SHIT. I COULDN’T FIND THE CAP TO AN ALMOST FULL 2 LITER BOTTLE OF DIET COKE. I WASN’T ABOUT TO DRINK THE WHOLE GOD DAMN THING ON THE SPOT. I DONT EVEN LIKE DIET COKE THAT MUCH. IF I PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE IN THE BOTTLE IT WOULD HAVE GONE FLAT SO DONT FUCKING CALL ME STUPID I AM THE FUTURE




guldo:

IM FUCKIN CRYING